5-Year-Old Crayon Drawing Style

Redraw the attached image as if a 5-year-old drew it with crayons during math class while not paying attention. White background. Proportions should be hilariously wrong, colors outside the lines, faces that look more like potatoes than humans. The kind of drawing a proud parent puts on the fridge. Actually, never mind, just scribble something. Insert discreet watermark in the lower right corner of the image, vertical text (rotated 90°), written "aipromptlabs.online", Calibri Light font, white color with low opacity (semi-transparent), medium size. Extreme sharpness on the face, fabric texture and typography of the letters. Shot on Canon EOS R5, 50mm f/2.8, studio light.