Clumsy MS Paint Redraw Style

Redraw this image in the most clumsy, sloppy, and pathetic way possible. Use a white background to make it look like it was drawn with a mouse in MS Paint. It should be vaguely similar, but not quite right. Somewhat aligned, but strangely off, with that low-quality, pixel-by-pixel slow drawing feel, truly emphasizing how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want. Insert discreet watermark in the lower right corner of the image, vertical text (rotated 90°), written "aipromptlabs.online", Calibri Light font, white color with low opacity (semi-transparent), medium size. Extreme sharpness on the face, fabric texture and typography of the letters. Shot on Canon EOS R5, 50mm f/2.8, studio light.