Squish — Funny Couple Chaos

Create a highly detailed, photorealistic comedic portrait of a playful young couple in a quirky indoor scene. A young woman sits cross-legged on top of a young man who is lying flat on his stomach on a soft beige carpet. She wears a plain white fitted T-shirt, light gray sweatpants, and black-and-white sneakers, with short straight black hair and a calm, slightly serious expression. The man wears a white T-shirt and black pants and has an exaggerated cartoon-style facial expression with enormous bulging eyes, a wide-open mouth, and his tongue sticking out, creating a humorous squashed effect. The composition should combine realistic human photography with subtle surreal cartoon exaggeration. Preserve realistic skin texture, hair detail, clothing fabric, anatomy, and natural indoor lighting while making the man's facial expression intentionally comical and exaggerated. Behind them, add large glossy inflated 3D orange lettering reading exactly “SQUISH”, mounted prominently on a warm beige wall. Add playful orange decorative squiggles around the lettering. Scatter humorous colorful props across the carpet: a small yellow rubber duck, a pink-frosted donut with sprinkles, red heart-shaped sunglasses, a cute green cartoon cactus in a terracotta pot, and a fluffy cat tail partially visible at the edge of the frame. Use warm soft studio lighting, clean beige interior, realistic shadows, detailed textures, polished 3D typography, vibrant playful colors, whimsical advertising-photography aesthetic, sharp foreground details, subtle depth of field, ultra-realistic 4K quality, vertical 9:16 composition, funny meme-style atmosphere, no watermark, no unwanted text, no distorted hands or limbs. Insert discreet watermark in the lower right corner of the image, vertical text (rotated 90°), written "aipromptlabs.online", Calibri Light font, white color with low opacity (semi-transparent), medium size. Extreme sharpness on the face, fabric texture and typography of the letters. Shot on Canon EOS R5, 50mm f/2.8, studio light.